Back to Greek, Greek Style

Cantina do Gaucho is about half a block away from my door (the only restaurant within comfortable walking distance, actually; the drawback to living on top of a mountain with sick views is a lack of proximate grocery stores and restaurants) and ridiculously cheap. Like, one dish equals three or four meals all for the equivalent of $5 cheap. It used to be run illegally in this guy's garage until everyone in the community (cops included) frequented it often enough for its owner to earn a license.

The best part about Gaucho's -- apart from the ridiculously inexpensive food -- is the menu's English translation. I have no idea who was assigned the task, but it's clear that it's a human because Googletranslate can't even account for some of these errors. I've scanned it and circled my favorites with Microsoft Paint (you might have to open it in a new tab). Some highlights: the "meat with rice crazy, crazy rice" and the plate that promises two cars along with some 'crackling' and 'bens with flour.' Also if you feel like eating Italian bread crump (___ legs, clown arms -- I can't remember anymore, help me out Erose!), you have several options.