My Mom is a Baller

Not only did she go with me to Rio's Friday night party capital Lapa (where we ordered two rounds of 2 for R$5 caipirinhias made on the street by a girl that couldn't have been older than thirteen) BUT in tiny Northeastern Lençóis, we went spelunking together. Twice. Proof below:

Cave 2 had stalactites.

Yeah thanks I wouldn't have seen them otherwise.

Tomorrow, she returns to the States, taking my lil baby (and by lil baby I really mean large, dinosaur-like) laptop with her. I'm therefore soaking up all the free, uninterrupted internet I can get tonight. It's hostels and internet cafes from here on out.

I'll miss you, Mom / uninhibited web browsing.